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PostSubject: Old Swimming Hole   Thu Jul 02, 2009 8:57 pm

An elderly man in Louisiana had owned a large farm for several years.
He had a large pond in the back. It was properly shaped for swimming,
so he fixed it up nice with picnic tables, horseshoe courts, and some
apple and peach trees.

One evening the old farmer decided to go down to the pond and look it
over, as he hadn't been there for a while. He grabbed a five-gallon
bucket to bring back some fruit.

As he neared the pond, he heard voices shouting and laughing with
glee. As he came closer, he saw it was a bunch of young women
skinny-dipping in his pond.

He made the women aware of his presence and they all went to the deep end.

One of the women shouted to him, 'We're not coming out until you leave!

The old man frowned; 'I didn't come down here to watch you ladies swim
naked or make you get out of the pond naked.'



Thinking fast, he holds up the empty bucket and says, 'I'm just here to feed the alligator.'
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